Cards Tricks

On a quiet afternoon  September 23, 2014 in a household in Louis there were 3 kids,two 10 year olds and one that’s 13. The youngest child,Danny,just finished a video on card tricks.Just as the video came to an end he rushed to find find a deck of cards. After obtaining a deck of cards ran to the oldest child,Allen. Allen had too much homework to get done to get distracted by a corny card trick.

Danny yelled at Allen” Pick a card!” Allen just sat there silently as his eyes were glued to the paper he was writing on.Danny repeated himself three more times,but the response from Allen was the same. Danny finally realized his attempts of getting Allen’s attention was useless. Frustrated he couldn’t show off his little trick he set out to seek another person. As Danny was thinking he should show Henry (the other youngster) the gigantic,disgusting,stinky slob waddled out of his room eyes glued on an iPad.

As soon as Henry walked out he ran up to him,took his cards out and told Henry the same thing he did with Allen, “Pick a card!” The slob was too absorbed on a video about a bum’s YouTube channel. He also repeated himself 3 more times like he did with Allen. The slob was still too focused on the video. Angered that no one would watch him do the card trick Danny stomped the ground with his tiny foot and yelled, “OOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDD, UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

He then threw the cards to the ground and ran to his room.

30 minutes passed and there was no sign of Danny. Allen just finished his homework and felt that the house was unusually quiet. Too tired to care he was on his phone watching YouTube videos. Then Danny came out of his room and sat on the couch by Allen. Allen didn’t pay any attention to Danny as he sat on there. You could hear Henry go out of his room to get yet another snack. As Henry was walking Danny flew off the couch and went up to stop Henry. “Hey,what do you think you’re doing?” Henry asked. Danny said nothing as he spun with his back to Henry and let out an awful,rancid fart in Henry’s face. You could clearly tell Danny was still salty about what happened earlier (he didn’t do anything to Allen since he was too short to do anything to him). After Henry stood there to sniff up all the gas Henry yelled “WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!????” Danny started to run and Henry tried to chase him but his waddles are too slow. Frustrated he couldn’t do anything to him he did the thing he could only do,tell on him. After telling Danny got in trouble and was set to his room. The lesson in this?Let kids show what they want to you once in a while.